Thursday, April 17, 2008
Ophelia is Still Here.
I wonder why. They keep talking about Putting Her in the Microwave but it Never Happens. Da calls her "Oliver" instead of "Ophelia". That is funny.
Someone bought her a Hideous Squeaky Ball and she makes it squeak ALL DAY LONG! It is torture. So I steal it and sit on it so she can't have it. Is that So Wrong?
She also has a Homunculous. This is it here. It used to squeak too but I fixed that when she wasn't looking. (Is that so wrong??)
This is me Not Sharing the Warm Laundry. Is that So Wrong?
Here I am trying to shove her into the Construction Site so that the Men With Trucks can Run Over Her. (Is that So Wrong?)
We go on Long Walks on Saturdays. This is the Best Time of All!
In spite of all her faults, I think she is kind of growing on me, though. (Is that so Wrong??)