Thursday, December 27, 2007

I have been Blessed!

My very good friend Scout has given me a Blessing! And so I pass it on...



Here is the story of the Blessing:

"The idea… it’s a game of tag with a difference, rather than looking inwardly, we look outside ourselves and bless, praise and pray for one blog friend. By participating in this endeavour we not only make the recipient of the blessing feel valued and appreciated, but we are having some fun too. We’re going to see how far the bloggin’ blessings can travel around the world and how many people can be blessed! Recipients of a bloggin’ blessing may upload the above image to their sidebar if they choose to. If you receive a bloggin’ blessin’ please leave a comment on this thread here so that we can rejoice in just how many blessings have been sent around the world!"

Scout blessed me, and now I want to pass the blessing on to three people:

To Doxy Dear,
I bless you.
May God smile upon you and take away all stress and strain. May he give you the Joy that you give others, tenfold. And may the Cosmic Woof of Love resonate in your heart Forever.

To Alcibiades,
I bless you. May God give you the Peace that Passes all Understanding. May he still all the Voices that may trouble you. May you continue to prove a Bold Witness through your Eloquence.

To MadPriest,
I bless you. You always say what you Think is Right. You give Dogs and Dog Acceptors a Place to Go. St. Laika is helping to Prepare a Place for you in Heaven...but not for a Long Long time.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Scout has a new blog!!!

It is Snouterrific! Go see it now. I Mean It. Right Now. Here is the link.

Peace out, Scout!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A Haiku

Rain falls like Gravy
Gravy that falls in My Plate
God is very Good.

Merry Christmas

Doxy, these pictures are for you!

Can you see the same deeply embarrassed look in both these photos? Merry Christmas anyway!

Monday, December 24, 2007

I am ABANDONED! (well, sort of)

I knew something was up when Dan the Man comes by. He only comes by when mom and dad are Going Away. [Once I went to Dan the Man's House and he had a RatDog named Kookoori or some such tripe. It was fun to stay there, but I was very glad when mom came back.]

But then Dan the Man went away and I thought it was going to be OK.

Then Mom and I went out the Back Door. This is unusual and often means A RIDE!

At the end of the ride we were at Dan the Man's House! And we went in the House! Oh, no. This is Not Optimal.

And now they had more than one RatDog!! There were TWO RatDogs and one Normal Dog. The RatDogs had clothes on, which is Not Normal For A Dog.

Mom brought all my stuff into the house, including my kennel and the Gravy Bottles. Uh-oh. I know what this means. She was going to Abandon Me. And So She Did.

I was not so sure how Things Would Go. It was Exciting to see the RatDogs and the Normal Dog, but did Dan the Man understand about The Gravy? And would mom come back ever?

Well, now it's Christmas Eve, and I miss mom and dad. But I have been getting Gravy. And it is fun to be with the other dogs, even though all the dogs have to wear Funny Hats. Here is a picture of one of them: tomorrow I will post another!

I send love to All Dogs and All Dog-Acceptors. Merry Christmas!! May you all have Lots of Gravy!

Friday, December 21, 2007

My Friends Stop By

Hi, Everybody! I Want to Say thanks to all the great Dogs and Dog Acceptors who are Stopping By. I send you all the Cosmic Woof of Love!

I am glad you came by.

Diane, why did Scout eat the soap? Was he trying to clean up his act? If he let a Stinkie after he ate the soap, would it come out as a Soap Bubble? I want to Know.

My mom also has Intense Feelings about Food because she was very poor when she was little and had to eat Horrible Things.

Just Do It. Don't wait for your mom to do the blog. Don't let the Lack of 'Posables stop you! You have Good Things to Say.

Doxy Dear,
Life with you and Jasper must be Snouterrific! Joy, Love, Parties, Juju, Marley, Ivy, and Visits! Can I come visit? I'll be Good, I Promise. No Growlies. I'll Party with the Other Animals.

I am Afraid to Ask, but What Happened to Zorra? Do you do the Protectioning now that she is gone? Why don't you have your Own Blog? I will go visit you over there.


Thank you for telling me about FrostyPaws. I have asked Santa to Bring Me you like it?

And now my questions for you (for both Dogs and Dog Acceptors):

1. What do you want the most for Christmas?

2. What is your New Year's Resolution?

Peace out, Scout!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

My Doxy

My Doxy's very Busy.
She's Got No Time to read
Got Better Things to do
And so she's going to Stop

I guess that it's ok
But I will Miss Her So
She's really Awful Nice
and Easy on the Eyes.

I don't know What to Do
I have to Let It Out
I may just have to Bite
the mailman when he comes

And it will be your fault.

A Koan

Is Frozen Gravy Ice Cream?
Or is Ice Cream Frozen Gravy?

Friday, December 14, 2007

I just couldn't help MysElf.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


Friday, December 7, 2007

My New Friend, BlackStar

This is my New Friend, BlackStar. He is a Hero Dog. He does Protectioning and just had a Very Scary Incident. You can read about it here.

What I like Most about him is that he is a Very Special Kind of Dog: A Nova Scotia Seal-Dog. I don't remember seeing that kind on the chart in Doctor Shabazzman's office, but that just means it's Very Rare. And he's awful Shiny. They must give him Lots of Gravy.

You can see in this picture how Seal-like in Form and Function he is:

I bet he can be very Wiggly.

Bitumen Puppy

Mom says I am a "Bitumen Puppy." I don't know what "Bitumen" means, but she says it has something to do with the Growling. And the Snarling. I got Really Mad the other night because they tried to make me Get Off The Bed. I didn't want to Get Off The Bed. I wanted to stay and Throw Up on the bed. Is that So Wrong?

It's Simple: Just let me DO What I Want and nobody Gets Hurt.