Mom says I am a "Bitumen Puppy." I don't know what "Bitumen" means, but she says it has something to do with the Growling. And the Snarling. I got Really Mad the other night because they tried to make me Get Off The Bed. I didn't want to Get Off The Bed. I wanted to stay and Throw Up on the bed. Is that So Wrong?
It's Simple: Just let me DO What I Want and nobody Gets Hurt.