I Got Confused (Mom says Greedy) and asked Rowan to Interview me Too. I hope that is Ok--if not, I am Very Sorry, but I really like his Questions too!!!!! So here I go:
Dear Poet Lauret Grendel,
I am so happy that you want to be interviewed by me. I have tried my best to think up some real good questions for you. Here they are:
Misanthropic is a really big word. I had to ask my guardian what it means. This is a two parter: 1) How did you learn such a big human word and 2) how come you don't like the humans?
Mom told me about the word. She Knows Greek. When they first got me I Growled All The Time. And Snarled. It was because I was Mistreated by a man with a Motorcycle. And so I did not know what Real Love was, only Mean Love. It is not so Bad now but I will never be Completely OK.
Can you talk more about the Cosmic Woof of Love and the Dance of Happiness? I think I might like to try those out sometime.
The Cosmic Woof of Love is when everything is Okay and you Feel that the Universe is one Big Woof with all Dogs Accepted and Fed. It is Unity with All Dogs and Dog Acceptors.
The Dance of Happiness is when your Rear End just Wiggles with Joy--it Can't Help it!!!!! So Much Happiness that it just can't stay still!
When you are not composing poetry, what's your favorite hobby? (Don't say napping because that, of course, is number one for all us dogs.)
I like to lick my mom's legs. It is weird, I know, but There You Go.
Besides writing poetry, do you have any other jobs?
No, mom says "my function is pretty much Ornamental."
Which is better toys or treats? Explain your answer.
Treats. Cause you can eat them! I don't have much truck with toys.
I love you Grendel and I think you are a real swell dog. Thanks for agreeing to be interviewed by me. I'll be checking by your blog to see your answers.
I love you too Rowan and I am sorry that I Got Greedy,
Peace out, Scout!