They Are Gone.
Mom and Da.
What did I Do Wrong?
Mom just got off the plane and then Left Again.
They are in France. I think dogs are Allowed to eat in Restaurants in France. Is this True?
But Dave-O is here, and I like him a lot. He works at Starbucks and takes me there. He says I am Becoming a Real Dog. (This means no Biting, Growling, or Eating Bad Things.
He Knows about Gravy because Mom told him Not to Forget.
It has been so long that I have a Very Important Story to tell:
Ophelia is GONE.
She went home to South Dakota with Chadster and the Kennenator. She got to Ride in the Car all the way. They took all her toys (except the Snuffleupagus, I Hid it.)
Mom and Da gave her a kennel so that she can have a Place to Life in South Dakota.
So Life is Very Quiet now. Just me and Dave-O. We watch TV together on the couch and I get Lots of Exercise on the walks to Starbucks. We Party with the Crazy People at the Coffee Shop (they Hang Out There.)
It's good to Talk to you again.
PS I wasn't Spozed to go to I Can Has Cheezburger, but I did anyway.
Is that So Wrong??