So you all know that I Got To Go on the Trip to East Fresno.
There's this guy called Jack Care-a-Whack ('cause he cares a whack about Dogs and Women and something called Port Whine which I don't know what it is, why would people like to Whine? Mom says Don't Do It, not even in a Port, which is By the Sea) and he wrote a Big Long Story on a Paper Towel Roll called "On the Road" how he went off on Great Adventures and since I had Great Adventures I thought I would call it that too, 'cause I don't think Jack Care-a-Whack would care because he's dead and all that. Da calls it "homage à." But it's Mainly Pictures.
This is the Very Important Packing of the Gravy and the Food Bowl and the Boners:
Here I am getting ready to go in the car.
I am So Happy that I Get to Go!
Here I am Protectioning the Back Seat (that's my Pillow on the Seat):
Mom says that $5.19 for gas is Too Much. (I give gas for free!!!)
These are windmills. Mom says Donkey Hotee did Protectioning against them. Why? Is it because of the Birds? Why does a Donkey care about the Birds anyway? I Want to Know.
They have Very Big Chickens in Vidal Junction. This is where Vidal Sassoon lives.
These are Freaky Joshua Trees. Bono likes them.
So we get to East Fresno and I say hi to the other dogs. There is the Rat Dog Isabella (I call her Izi-smella 'cause she has a big furry butt with Dingleberries) and Cinnamon. He's Older than Dirt.
Here Izi-smella and I get treats from the Guy Who Likes Rush Limbaugh (he's not all bad). He spends an Awful Lot of Time looking in the Fridge for Stuff and Eating it. We Score Major when he does:
Here Izi-smella and Cinnamon play with the Princess.
I think it is good to Hang Out with Other Dogs so that I can Socialize and not be so Artistic. (That's Dogs who don't Interact)
Next Time I will tell about the Demon Kat from Hell and the Chinese Food.
Peace Out, Scout!
Love and Gravy,