Sunday, July 27, 2008

On the Road, part 1

So you all know that I Got To Go on the Trip to East Fresno.

There's this guy called Jack Care-a-Whack ('cause he cares a whack about Dogs and Women and something called Port Whine which I don't know what it is, why would people like to Whine? Mom says Don't Do It, not even in a Port, which is By the Sea) and he wrote a Big Long Story on a Paper Towel Roll called "On the Road" how he went off on Great Adventures and since I had Great Adventures I thought I would call it that too, 'cause I don't think Jack Care-a-Whack would care because he's dead and all that. Da calls it "homage à." But it's Mainly Pictures.

This is the Very Important Packing of the Gravy and the Food Bowl and the Boners:

Here I am getting ready to go in the car.

I am So Happy that I Get to Go!

Here I am Protectioning the Back Seat (that's my Pillow on the Seat):

Mom says that $5.19 for gas is Too Much. (I give gas for free!!!)

These are windmills. Mom says Donkey Hotee did Protectioning against them. Why? Is it because of the Birds? Why does a Donkey care about the Birds anyway? I Want to Know.

They have Very Big Chickens in Vidal Junction. This is where Vidal Sassoon lives.

These are Freaky Joshua Trees. Bono likes them.

So we get to East Fresno and I say hi to the other dogs. There is the Rat Dog Isabella (I call her Izi-smella 'cause she has a big furry butt with Dingleberries) and Cinnamon. He's Older than Dirt.

Here Izi-smella and I get treats from the Guy Who Likes Rush Limbaugh (he's not all bad). He spends an Awful Lot of Time looking in the Fridge for Stuff and Eating it. We Score Major when he does:

Here Izi-smella and Cinnamon play with the Princess.
I think it is good to Hang Out with Other Dogs so that I can Socialize and not be so Artistic. (That's Dogs who don't Interact)

Next Time I will tell about the Demon Kat from Hell and the Chinese Food.

Peace Out, Scout!

Love and Gravy,



Brian R said...

I love the picture of you being happy. Your ears are just great.

DogBlogger said...

Yes the ears are Great, indeed. That's my favorite picture of your trip. Thanks for giving us such a thorough report!
The Typist

Cany said...

well rats! when I go to the dog park I NEVER get treats... sumthin about resource guarding. 'Course I would never do that. Would I???

Kacee (while mom is making my dinner)


DogBlogger said...

When do we get Part 2?

We're greedy.

Diane said...

Scout says she would like to go to East Fresno too so that she could play with you. She doesn't care if you are Artistic.

Great pictures of you, Grendel! I'm SOOOO glad you got to go!

zorra said...

Hi Grendel, I have missed you. I'm glad you had a good trip and I'll comment on the next part too. I have taken two trips with my mama and daddy recently! It's fun!

At work mama hangs out with lots of kids and grownups who are Artistic so I know she would like to hang out with you too.


Lindy said...

Gravy, $3
Full tank of gas, $40 plus
Having the most adorable dog West of the Rocies in the backseat, priceless.

Grendel, you should be in a TV commercial. I swear, I'd buy anything form you.

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